Stretch Marks

Ok, although I am pretending to be Angie, I am not. However, since I'm working in lab and I sometimes have to sit around for an hour or so waiting for bacteria to grow, reactions to set, etc., I have plenty of time to talk about...what else? Angie's stretch marks.

So here's the deal. We go to bed, and I wake up in the morning, and lo and behold, there are two stretch marks. Now for those of you reading this who have never seen stretch marks, they're pretty awesome. Just think of it this way -- when you're pulling raw chicken apart, the fascia kind of pulls away from itself but it's still intact. That's kind of what stretch marks are: skin pulling away from itself but it's still held together. So Angie has two now, and they're slowly getting bigger.

(I just thought that an interesting topic like this might get Angie to post something to hide this post.)