Top 10 Ways to Bug Rob

After being married to Rob for over 2 1/2 years (and knowing him for an addition 2 years), I have found numerous ways to bug, I mean tease him.

10. Blowing on the back of his neck when he's sitting in front of the computer.

9. Playing the "tickling" game where I have free reign to tickle him for one minute and he can't stop me (which he usually does).

8. He's ticklish under the arms and on the inner thigh. Oh, and me telling you all things that he's somehow kept secret from all of you ("Doesn't everyone have a second butthole?").

7. Saying ROBROBROBRABRABRABRA BRA (Rob's sisters should remember that one!)

6. Talkin like a true Utahan. I'm gonna take a drink of melk from the foun'ain on the moun'ain cause it makes me fill good.

5. Brag about him in front of his friends.

4. Tell people in the ward "secrets" that he doesn't want any one else to know (like he's getting to be a pretty good piano player, but of course he doesn't want to be stuck playing the piano every week in Priesthood).

3. Skunk him in cribbage.

2. Take an opposite stand about things he despises (stupid VA drivers, Princess girls--you know the type--high maintainance, people who exploit religion to market their stuff--i.e. Book of Mormon action figures, etc.).

1. Telling Rob that you think Napolean Dynamite is the stupidest show ever. What did you think? DUH!